Jesus Christ Injured in Crosswalk Mishap

Don’t worry. After a trip to the hospital, he has risen again 🙂

From The Republican:

A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

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3 Comments on “Jesus Christ Injured in Crosswalk Mishap”

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  2. Ina Says:

    lol 🙂 Lord? What kind of name is that?

  3. Honeydog Says:

    ( Oh my God! )

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